15 of the Most Cringe-Worthy Job Titles Ever

cringe worthy job title

We don’t typically get to pick our job titles, but I can’t help but wonder if the 15 professionals below had a hand in claiming theirs.

 

Do you think there is only one door? That’s a lot of pressure.

in charge of big door

Savemyboredom.com

 

Self-proclaimed, or is there a vote for this?

Irish national stud

Weknowmemes.com

 

Do you need a specific license to operate makeup?

heavy makeup engineer

Stemjobs.com

 

What do you think the arguments are about with “Ripe Banana Experts”?

frozen banana expert

Thumbpress.com

 

Thank you, Deb. You make many mouths happy around the world.

6 layer dip maker

Worldwideinterweb.com

 

Does this mean you just like to eat them, or you make them? There’s some grey area.

meatball enthusiast

Sarcasticsarcasms.blogspot.com

 

Someone has to do it… I’m just glad it’s not me.

manscaper bachelor

Mandatory.com

 

I imagine they don’t take direction well.

hotdog choreographer

Charlieriggall.files.wordpress.com

 

I think I would like to be part of the Shew family.

ex moonshiner

Izismile.com

 

Where can I enroll to get a Doctorate in paperfolding?

bear biologist and paper folder

Huffpost.com

 

Ummm…how many do you have to kidnap to become an expert?

bride kiddnapping expert

Huffpost.com

 

Oh, Louie C.K. celebrities, they’re just like us.

ck louis comedian

Worldwideinterweb.com

 

The Assistant Director of Sandbags back there doesn’t look very happy.

director of sandbags

Buzzfeed.com

 

Maybe it was airing in Canada?

not a hockey player dwyane wade

Ebaumsworld.com

 

Doctorate in getting to play with penguins all day, sign me up!

penguinologist

Thumbpress.com

 

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About the author

Cally Martin

Cally is the Marketing Specialist, social media lover, blog writing boss, and event planner extraordinaire at Jobs2Careers. She will definitely ask to pet your dog, try to convince you to run a 5K because three miles “isn’t that bad", and will always say yes to a mimosa brunch.

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